- Men everywhere are crying.
(upbeat music)We're here today for the condom game.
Four types of condoms, three events,one winner, zero babies, zero STDs.
Let's do it.
We're gonna tape a condom to the spout of this water jug,and then we're gonna tip it over,and we're gonna see how much water the condom can holdbefore it bursts.
It's sink water, don't worry,we're not wasting purified water.
(screams)Man, I screamed every time.
Magnum definitely won though.
- [Man] Oh yeah.
(screams)- We're here for the friction test,we've got a cucumber with a condom,a drill with a fork,we're gonna stick them together,and then we're going to drill it into this sandpaper.
One, no tear.
(screams)Oh, we got a break,numero seven.
Ah, my hair.
There's a hole, a little baby hole,but baby hole means baby cucumber.
(baby cries)Okay, here goes Durex.
Oh, only two rotations.
Ah, five, big old hole.
Time for the final test,we're gonna clamp a condom between these cars,and then I'm gonna drive my car that way,and we're gonna see how far it'll stretch.
Almost clamped my hand in the trunk.
Oh wow, it ripped right off.
I'm trying to go slow to build suspense.
Classic middle break.
So, the condom games are over,and based on our point system Magnumhas been declared the winner.
Who guessed it?Everybody, probably.
I think I don't want to hold anymore condoms for the day.
This is probably somebody's fetish, right?.