- Don't get too close to your computer screenor you might get pregnant!- I know that it's almost no fabric.
- I know that in high school, and in middle school,girls wore them above their belt line.
- The thing that comes to mind the mostis that song by Cisco, the Thong Song.
- I think it's gonna feel like my genitalsare getting a hug.
- I don't typically like things near my butthole region.
- It's like one wrong move, bang, thong,rips my butthole in half.
- Look at the back!- I didn't imagine it to be this lacy.
- Where does this strip go?- Whoa.
- There's no (beep) support there.
- Sliding it up.
- Hee!- Bending over's so weird.
- It's like a sling that covers one testicle.
- There is a piece of string in between my butt cheeks.
And it feels foreign.
- See, I don't know what happened, I was,when I got back from putting them on I was okay,and then I had to adjust and now I made it worse,and I don't know what happened, exactly.
I don't know how to make it better.
- I had to use the bathroom one time,and putting the thong back into positionwas a little unusual.
- So I'm peeing, and it's exceptionally easier to peewith this thong on, because there's not much there to it.
- I'm surrounded by women who are laughing at me right now.
- My butt is uncomfortable.
- I'm like waddling a little bit as I walk.
- We're walking to Chipotle.
God, it's like riding up my (beep) crack.
And it's hot as (beep) out here.
- I'm not used to the way this feels yet.
But I have noticed that it's kind of an interesting feeling,knowing I've got a secret.
- The amazing thing about the thong is,I feel remarkably fast in it.
- Ya'll, it's really riding up my (beep) hole.
- Well, now you know how it feels.
- But it doesn't feel that bad.
- Okay, well.
- I kinda like it.
- [Voiceover] Settle down, settle down.
- My, my business flops around a little bit,but other than that, I feel aerodynamic.
- It's not as comfortable as I was expecting it to be,to be honest.
- I feel like I could wear this to the gym.
- Every time I go down to do a dead lift,it rides up my butt crack, which is a little unpleasant.
- There were roses and there were thorns to it.
There were highs and there were lows.
- I never quite got used to the feeling of fabricrunning up and down my buttcrack.
- Did I feel sexy? Of course I did.
Did I feel ridiculous? Of course I did.
But it's because I have a penis.
- I give ya'll mad props.
Like, ya'll always have strings stuck up your (beep).
Like, that's not something I really wanna do every day.
But it wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be.